Why is coming up with a title the hardest part of a blog post?

Hi. My name is Kelli, but for the first 18 years of my life my big sis Annalee called me Schuben. I'm not sure why — she's told me a few long strange stories about where it came from — but I suppose it's just a random word made up by a 10-year-old that somehow stuck.

A while ago I was watching The Brothers Bloom with my brother, and I loved Penelope's line — "I collect hobbies." My life plan has recently been thwarted and I'm now back home in little Lincoln, CA with no job, no school, and not much to do with my time, so I've decided to follow Penelope's lead. Any suggestions are welcome, and I will try to keep up with sharing everything I do. Those of you who know me probably know that I've tried this whole blogging thing twice already, but third time's the charm, right?